TRUCK DRIVER JOKES

WHY DID JB HUNT PAINT THERE TRAILER DOORS YELLOW?   so there drivers know which end to hook up!

 

HOW DO YOU KNOW A JB HUNT DRIVER HAS BEEN TO YOUR HOUSE?   your wife is knocked up and your mailbox is knocked down!!

 

WHAT DOES ROADWAY STAND FOR?     really old ass driver  working another year!

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHICKEN TRUCK WITH NO LIGHTS?    Tyson!

 

WHY DOES JB HUNT PAINT THERE TRUCK FRAMES ORANGE?  so when they roll over you think there Schneider!

 

HOW DO YOU HAUL CHICKENS ON A FLATBED TRAILER?  nail there peckers to the bed!

 

WHY ARE TRUCKERS LIKE DOGS?  they piss on tires, chase cars, live in a box, and sometimes get to bury the bone!!

 

WHAT DOES A LOT LIZARD AND BEAR HAVE IN COMMON?  they both screw truckers out of money

 

You know what swift stands for right (see what I Fuckedup today)

 

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