TRUCKING JOKES

WHAT DOES A SCHNEIDER TRUCK AND A ORANGE BARREL HAVE IN COMMON?     they both have a dirtbag in them!

 

WHAT’S THE BETWEEN A PETERBILT AND A PORCUPINE?      on the porcupine the prick is on the outside!

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A  JB HUNT DRIVER WITH A REEFER?    prime!

 

DID YOU HEAR JB HUNT AND DICK SIMON ARE JOINING FORCES TO CREATE AN ALL WOMAN TEAM?        the new company will be called hunt ‘n dick!

 

WHY DO ROADWAY TRUCKS HAVE ONLY ONE SEAT?     so the driver knows which side to get in!

 

DID YOU HEAR PETERBILT, KENWORTH, AND FREIGHTLINER ARE CREATING A TRUCK TOGETHER?   the new truck will be called “peter worth shakin”

 

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE A HARD TIME MAKING IT IN TRUCKING?    it takes them 9 months to deliver there load!

 

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN JB HUNT LEAVES A TRUCKSTOP?   two parking spaces!

 

DID YOU HEAR NAVISTAR INTERNATIONAL AND MACK ARE GOING TO MERGE?    the new company will be called corn-dog.

 

HOW DO YOU SAY JB HUNT IN GERMAN?    schneider!

 

WHAT DOES ENGLAND STAND FOR?    every new driver leaves after ninety days!!

 

WHY DID JB HUNT STOP HAULING DOUBLES?    the top one kept hitting bridges!

 

WHAT DOES DIGBY STAND FOR?   did i go broke yet?

 

WHAT IS A SWIFT DRIVER FAVORITE SAYING?     ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if not for swift the right lane whould rust!

 

WHAT DOES A FREIGHTLINER AND A TEST TUBE BABY HAVE IN COMMON?    there both not peterbilt!

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A LOT LIZARD WITH A MATRESS STRAPED TO HER BACK?     an owner operator!! lol

 

WHAT DOES MILLIS STAND FOR?   maybe i like laying sideways!

 

WHATS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN JB HUNT AND SCHNEIDER?    30 gallons of orange paint!!

 

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SCHNEIDER DRIVER CAUGHT HAULING DOPE?   he had 2 swift drivers in the back!!

 

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT A SCNEIDER EGG?   it cracks open and a yellow driver is born!

 

WHAT DOES WERNER STAND FOR?   we hire rednecks no experience required!!

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL 365 SWIFT DRIVERS TRAVELING IN THE SAME DIRECTON?   a year worth of experience!

 

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHERE SWIFT FUELS UP?    the lot lizard’s all have engagement rings!

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